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Bet you a case of Blue Nun that we all get indigestion.

The Premiership returns in force this weekend to deliver us from wasteful European adventure and the misty-eyed romance of the Cup. With such distractions set aside, we can get back to the serious...

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Moyes shakes his Tictacs at accusations of tactical naivety.

Some of us have been thinking that David Moyes must believe football tactics are a type of mint (thank you Michael Darby). However, after a night when United proved that at least they don’t suck in...

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What to do if your predictions were hit for six last weekend.

Here’s a canny statistic from last weekend’s ruination of goalkeeping reputations. 42 goals were netted in the 10 Premier League games played, but our winning AMNT pundit only predicted half that...

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Why do those baggy trousers now feel like drainpipes?

We’ve been taking calls all week from people wanting to know what the world was like when Liverpool last won the title. And sadly we’ve disappointed most of them, as our customer service team hadn’t...

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Calm down. It’s only the most decisive game of the season.

If ever there was a weekend for the nation’s aromatherapists to consider a spot of overtime this surely is it. The need to calm down a bit is expected to set the city of Liverpool a municipal challenge...

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Who wants to walk alone when the Anfield bus arrives?

As we enter the final weeks of the season we don’t need any scientific instruments to tell us that things are finely balanced. Sitting in the eye of the hurricane, listening to the eerie silence...

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Make the most of something we’ll never sing again.

It’s hard to escape the feeling that Premiership grounds around the country may be engulfed by an enormous sense of loss this weekend. In the week that Mrs Moyes learned that she would be seeing a...

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We’re ***t and we know we are.

As you might have noticed we’re creaking under the strain of bring you Sporting Mouth, our shiny new app, that will forever banish the need to apologise about missing tables and errors of calculation....

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All good things come to an end. So no tears please.

AMNT Towers has been rife with speculation in recent weeks. As our shiny new prediction platform slowly comes out of the hangar the question on everyone’s lips has been what happens to the game we’ve...

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It’s time for a whole new ball game.

Our crusade to improve the world’s sports prediction ability takes another step forward today as we finally reveal to a chosen few our shiny new app. Sporting Mouth is now available to download from...

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